An iron suit
Pulls me deeper and deeper down
Into subterranean depths
The damn pressure hurts my head

"I think I'm almost there now. Now I can see the cave, it's hidden underneath the stones and decorated like a grave.
Ok, I'm going in now ... Oh, Shit! The lights went out!"

"Take a look at the monitor sir, there's something down there with him."

"Jesus! Get him out of there!"

Listen and obey
Have a nice day
Have a nice day

"Ah ... wh ... where the hell did that come from?"

"Ah, frankly I don't know, we're receiving signals from another transmitter."

I think I'm stuck
The lights went on now
A giant rock blocks the opening
And I think you better send down some help

"I wish we could just hear what he's saying.."

"The contact's broken sir, and he don't know it."

And while I wait
I'll procedure my mission
Please, don't be late
I see the equipment now
I'll try to open it somehow

"Oh, my god!"

Listen and obey
Have a nice day
Have a nice day

"Ah ... I'm afraid we lost him sir"

"The government denies any suggestion that they have ever had anything to do with a researching  project what so ever near that area."

"It is now twelve years since the discovery of .. ah.. 'Have A Nice Day', and it sure has come up with some major problems among the different religions on the planet. The Buddhists are saying that 'Have A Nice Day' means ...
while the Christians are saying that it means ... the Hindus claim that it means ... while Islam is raging mad because they say that it means ..."

"The Pentagon says there's a war coming up"

"Let us now pray for Joshua who sacrificed himself so that we could bear the ultimate truth. Joshua, divine diver of the lost world."